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Theoretical Physics Jokes, pt. 1?

Posted on: Tue Dec 04, 2007 02:57 PM
tags: science

I have no idea why, but the thought of this particular situation amused me:

Person A: "We should flip a coin to see who wins."
Person B: "Alright, lets see...yeah, I've got a quarter here. Are you ready?"
Person A: "Yeah, go"
***Person B flips the quarter
Person B: "Collapse the wave function."
Person A: O_o wtf?


And that is exactly how the situation would go. Rather, that is exactly how it WILL go, since I will now tell people to "collapse the wave function" instead of "heads or tails?".

Theoretical Physics: spicing up the mundane since 300BC.
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Oh come on guys, you can't tell me that's not at least a LITTLE bit funny! Some people have no appreciation for the higher sciences.


By EER @ Tue Dec 04, 2007 03:50 PM

That's just ... random :P

By Jonas @ Thu Dec 13, 2007 08:38 PM

That's not the way it works, you need to pick heads or tails BEFORE you collapse the wave function.

By Matt @ Sun Dec 16, 2007 03:09 AM

Argh, Jonas, you're right! You only collapse the wave function when you observe it...well, I still think it'd make for a more humorous coin flip, if only because most people I'd use that with wouldn't know what the hell I was talking about :P

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